Wellington city Police detectives are assisting loyal fans, family and friends with the investigation of missing drag superstar Rhubarb Rouge. The winner of Miss Drag Wellington 2009 was last seen June 27th at the Queen of the Whole Universe beauty pageant at Wellington's St James Theatre.The police are asking the public to help provide information regarding the whereabouts of the not-really-Asian-but-come-on-look-at-that-photo gender illusionist.
Sergeant Pulo Mafinga with the Wellington Police Department, says 18-year old Rhubarb Rouge left S&M's Cocktail Lounge's after party in the company of two well-built but unidentified men. Eyewitnesses claimed that they thought she was "just off for a bit of fun," and didn't suspect foul play until Ms. Rouge was officially reported missing.
"Rhubarb's been known to take a few days to sleep off her hangover, or accidentally doze off in a dumpster and take her time getting home," says her mother, Ellie Kat. "But when she missed her bible study and her knitting circle meeting, I got a little suspicious." Her mother and friends frantically contacted the Dominion Post, but declined to place an ad when they were told that the notice would appear in the classifieds under either 'Adult Entertainment' or 'Missing Dogs'.
"Help us, Shaaron and Shandy," begs Mrs. Kat, tearfully. "You're our only hope."
Anyone with information to help find Rhubarb Rouge is asked to call NZ Police dispatch at 0508-111-xxx. If they try to call you a cab, politely refuse and insist on speaking to an actual officer.
I think she's Brazilian
ReplyDeleteit's fun to be a little bit racist though
just a little
who is rhubarb?
ReplyDeleteArabias not her mum, its Ellie Kat
ReplyDeleteNoted, Thanks.
ReplyDeleteSo, any idea as to her whereabouts?
She is off to Auckland tomorrow for a month to perform!
ReplyDeleteI thought she was off getting the chop in Thailand with Judy??
ReplyDeleteI thought this was hilarious, loved the pic on the milk carton!
ReplyDeleteMore more more!!!
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