RACHAEL WRIGHT FAILS TO STRIP -- UniQ Doyenne Remains Fully Clothed For First Party Ever -- 14-year-old Demands Tittehs

This year's otherwise flawless UniQ Ball was marred by co-president Rachael Wright's complete failure to strip at the lavish, burlesque-themed event.

The uncharacteristic lack of public nudity on the part of Wright has drawn wide-spread criticism from the Wellington community, particularly since there was a 14-year-old minor in the audience who reportedly "was really looking forward to it."

"Rachael's tits are celebrities in their own right. They've got a fan page on facebook and everything," commented the minor when contacted for this article. "All I wanted on Saturday night was to party with the queers and see a little skin. Now that opportunity has been taken from me forever."

The teen (name withheld by request) added that she had been banned from taking her partner to her own school ball, but that she probably wouldn't have gone anyway because the chances of seeing exposed breasts were neglible.

Wright, whose naked exploits have delighted Wellington party-goers since 2006, offered a public apology this morning.

"If my antics offended anybody, I'm sorry. My clothing was intended to explode from my body at precisely midnight, exposing a small pornographic sketch inked onto my midriff. Due to a wardrobe malfunction, both my left and right breasts remained fully covered throughout the evening, despite my best efforts to tear my shirt off with my teeth," wrote Wright on her twitter.

In a further effort to make amends, Wright has promised to email digital photographs of her anatomy to anyone who feels cheated by the events of Saturday night.