The internet is abuzz this week with tabloids alleging that Wellingtonian drag goddess Felicity Frockaccino has undergone several plastic surgery procedures to enhance her beauty, including collagen lip injections, liposuction, a face lift and a breast augmentation.Ms. Frockaccino, who rose to fame whilst in a little known drag troupe called the 'Welly Dolls' (now disbanded) with drag sisters, Nalia Starr and Rhubarb Rouge, has since moved on to become the creator, host and star of the continuously sold out show, Perminator - The Diva Chronicles along side fellow prima donna Judy Chicago and veteran Magenta Cyan.
Check out the Before and After shots. The differences are subtle but obvious. As for the Felicity Frockaccino cheek implants removal surgery rumour? It’s hard to tell, but it does look like she may have had a little help there as well.
New Zealand's leading plastic surgeon, Dr. Maverick Scalpel from Shortland St. Hospital says, "Chances are high that she probably has had some work done, but who hasn't these days?" He than cheekily added, "She looks damn bloody good for her age and good on her for trying to look the best she can in this ugly world, that's more than I can say for some of the other socialites out there"...
Legend has it that Ms. Frockaccino is in a relationship with world-renowned cosmetic plastic surgeon and fashionista, Dr. Shay Evans, which would explain how she's able to keep changing her look so rapidly from one weekend to the next.
Although it is true that Ms. Frockaccino has huge lips, higher-arched eyebrows than most people and ginormous tittehs, she has neither confirmed nor denied this rumour -- a suspicious act that, in the mind of this reporter, adds even greater weight to the gossip.
Felicity Frockaccino is well known in the greater Wellington and Auckland regions for her outlandish tastes in outlandish things.
Catch Perminator at Club Ivy from the 17th of July to the 8th of August, with shows scheduled for every Friday night at 10:30P.M., drag and specific time (which means, nobody actually knows when the show really begins, but you should be there anyway because you know it's going to be good). Meow.
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Oh and to clarify, Perminator, every Friday at 10.30pm and Midnight. July 24th we have the week off working on the next show but we're back on July 31st
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